Here are a handful of things men NEVER want to hear in their lifetimes!
1. Is it in yet?
2. That was SO fast!!!!
3. I told you NOT to cum inside. I’m not on the pill!
4. What was your name again?
Hopefully none of you men out there will not have to hear any of the above! Lol.
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A man is a father of six kids…….
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He’s so proud that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her constant objections.
One night, they go out to a neighborhood party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave too.
He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home now “Mother of Six”?
His wife, so fed up with her husband, shouts back, “Anytime you’re ready Father of Four!”
Lol.
Have a good day and a good chuckle.
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I found this site a long time ago. It is a trip! Men make other men have sex with them because they can’t afford the rent. The men seem very eager to please because they really need a place to move into asap. They fuck and suck each other dry!
They have about three stories on the home page. Each ending with quite a twist! It’s interesting.
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A little sex fact for the gentlemen out there:
When a man spends 21 minutes on foreplay with his lover, 9 out of 10 women are guaranteed to orgasm.
So, go ahead guys, dine at the “Y”. The more time you spend on her, the more lovin’ you will receive back. That is a given!
Enjoy your ”box” lunch. Lol.
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