I was just out and about today and saw a chick in a T-shirt that read “I’m a sucker for big dicks”.

I laughed out loud.  Now that’s a good one!

She’ll be getting free drinks all night if she wears that to a bar! 

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I found this little tidbit a while ago and forgot to share.  Forgive me please.  Lmao.

Scratching your crotch in Italy has been outlawed.  A person, assuming a man btw, will be fined!  Isn’t it about time?  Who wants to look at a guy scratching away down there?  I mean wtf?  Why would they do that in public?  Do they have crabs or something even uglier?  YUCK!!!!

Women will smile when they read this and men won’t.  Sorry boys.  Scratch at home please.  We don’t want to see  it.

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According to the American Journal of Sexual Medicine, the “best” sex should last between 7 and 13 minutes. 

However they also state that even a 3 minute sex session is quite adequate.  WTF????  I guess this is good news for men that can’t hold out?  And God bless their women.  They have no time to enjoy.

They go on further to state that anything beyond 13 minutes is “too long”.  Obviously a man wrote this stupid report.  Lol.

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I came upon an article the other day and it made me laugh out loud and cry for the poor men in it.

As we all know we are constantly being bombarded by all the Viagra, etc adds.  It’s almost ridiculous.  Do THAT many men have a hard time getting it up?  No pun intended there.

Anyway, back to the article.  It is about men who are abusing these drugs.  One man took so much Viagra that now he only sees in shades of blue!  That’s crazy!  Another poor man had a friend slip one in his drink and after four hours of sex with his girlfriend they were both in terrible pain and he had to sit in a cool tub for hours till it would go down! 

There is also something called a “penille fracture” that can happen.  If a man is in an ackward position during sex, his penis actually makes a cracking sounds.  OUCH!!!  They say it is an extremely painful blunt trauma to the penis.

I was just talking to a friend today and he has a buddy who decided to surprise his wife with a wild LONG sex session.  As soon as he took it, his in-laws showed up!  He had to claim illness and they all left and after 5 hours of masturbation it still wouldn’t go down.  Plus he was sore and in pain!

So gentlemen, don’t take it if you don’t need it.  You may end up at the emergency room in pain and very embarrassed!

So go get a boner on your own and have fun with your girl or boy toy today!  

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One would think that this would just be common sense but I’ll share them with you anyway.  Lol.

Do’s:

1. Be sure you really want to have it!!!

2. Make sure you’re very relaxed.

3. Lube! Lube! Lube!

Don’ts:

1. Don’t hurry or force it.  Can we say OUCH!!!

2. Don’t forget about STD’s.  If you are monogamous, go for it.  If you’re just “playin” use a condom.

3. Make sure you do penis to anus only!  No other orifices.  Lmao.  I would think this would be the first thing on some one’s mind.  But hey, what do I know!

Now go forth and “properly” go have some great anal sex!  

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The final season of The L Word has started and it’s red hot.  Their sex scenes make me want to become a lesbian.  If only we were all a size 2 and looked so flawless and perfect while having sex.  Lmao! 

The character of Max has taken an extreme twist.  He’s an F to M trans-something.  I’m not sure what the exact title is.  But she/he is pregnant!  I don’t agree with that character.  It’s SO out there.  We don’t all live in LA.  Hello!?!

I’m watching each week and trying to see who would ever want to kill Jenny.  She’s a bit of a nutter, but who would want to actually kill her?  My guess right now is Nikky who is absolutely gorgeous btw.

As of right now, they are not giving any clear signs.  That’s what keeps us watching each week though.

I wonder how many men watch The L Word each Sunday and record it and go to town over and over again.  Lmfao!

So, who do you think killed Jenny?

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