This is definitely not your typical chip dip recipe. 

 I have no idea why this chick stuck an avocado up her ass, but why not, right?  Lmfao.  It’s worth a look see.

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This is something that took a lot of creativity or stupidity.  I’m not sure.  I’ll let you be the judge of this absolutely masochistic and insane woman.

And, who the hell was filming this joy ride?  Can we say they’re twisted too?  What if she fell off or lost control of the cart?  She could have got hurt in  like a hundred different ways!

You have to see it to believe it my friends.  It’s worth the 8 seconds of your time.  And besides, it’s Friday.  You’re all surfing porn anyway.   

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You have to see this one to believe it.  Too much time on their hands I suppose.  Lol.

These girls are perfectly in sync.  It’s crazy!!! 

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The UK just did a study of 1000 men and women in regards to their masturbation haunts so to speak.

It seems that men like to jerk off at work, in front of their computers while watching porn and they really love to do it in the bathroom at work.  And some, who love themselves, like to jerk in the mirror. Why not?  It’s your cock.  Jerk where you wish. 

Women, on the other hand, like to masturbate in bed or in the shower.  I personally like the shower.    :)  And we like to think of some one.  That some one may be a lover or a friend’s lover or husband.  Whatever.

The bottom line is that men need visual stimulation (aka porn) to get off most of the time.  And women don’t.  Lol.  We like to fantasize.

Now, a question for everyone.  Why in God’s name did they waste money on a survey that was so blatantly obvious for……………..oh let’s think…..FOREVER to every person in the human race?  Totally crazy!

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I was just surfing some porn and I keep coming to these cartoon/virtual porns.  I find them to be so odd.  This one is weird and the chick looks sad too.  Poor girl.  And her little hands are never touching the men.  She keeps them in little fists.

I can’t seem to see what’s so sexy about this porn.  It’s so lacking in so many ways to me.  I think I would rather watch live bots have sex than watch this.  I mean, I don’t mind watching it,  but I could never get off to it.  But yet it’s becoming more and more popular.  I see it  every day.  That’s why I finally decided to watch one.  I’ll check out some more.  Maybe there are some better ones.  Or maybe it’s just moi!

So, a question to all you porn surfers out there.  Do you get off to watching these cartoon/virtual porns.  I’m curious.

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I was just browsing through Miss Violet Blue’s awesome blog and saw that she had an article on bubble wrap fetishes.  It’s also the 50th anniversary of bubble wrap.  Who knew time flew so quickly.   

I had no clue that people had sexual fetishes for bubble wrap.  I love to play w/it and pop it, but I never thought about fucking it.  Lol.  I’m also not a dude.  But chicks like to wrap up in it and do erotic poses.  I thought they were quite pretty actually.

I guess it might be kind of cool to wrap up and have sex in it w/your lover and a lot of wine.  That way, you both can laugh your asses off at what you’re doing!  Or, who knows, it might become your new fetish!

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I just love strap-on’s.  It feels so different, obviously, when you have it on.  It’s a powerful feeling I think.

Well anyway, theses two very hot chicks have an amazing time with theirs.  I would have had a hard time holding the camera steady though.  Lol. They are really hot and have perfect bodies to boot.

So, check it out and cum with them.   I did.   

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Someone walked up to me last night and told me what incredible DSL’s I had.  I was quite puzzled and just stared at the man.  He continued to tell me how much he wanted my DSL’s on his dick and many other places.  I would have walked away, but I was somewhat intrigued at this point and he was hot.  Lol.

He let this charade go on for about 10 minutes.  He had a HUGE agenda for me and my DSL’s. 

Finally, after laughing at my eyes that were about to pop out of my head, he told me what it meant.

Can you guess??????

DSL”s = Dick Sucking Lips

As a chick, I learn something new every day about sex from men.  I actually liked this one and him.  

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These two lovely ladies were awesome to watch (over and over).  

It just goes to show you, we don’t need men for pleasure all the time.  And watching two beautiful women have sex is a lot prettier than watching a man and a woman if you ask me. 

So take a look at the lovely ladies dining at the “Y”. 

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1.  Have sex in a womens’ dressing room on a very busy Friday night.

2.  Have sex at the movies.

3.  Have sex in an elevator.  Don’t we all have to try this one?

4.  Womens’ bathroom when there’s a line!  Love this one. 

5.  Have sex in a public pool in the middle of the day, of course. 

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