Since I wrote the post on the incredible new Igasm toy, all the women look entirely TOO happy to be on that Stairmaster for an hour plus at the gym. They are smiling and jamming away to their tunes.
I want to try one out, but I’m not so sure I’d be able to wear it in public. But it’s worth a try!
I’m putting it on my endless ” I want list”. :)
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There is very cool and very discreet new sex toy out. It is the Igasm . You can hook it up to your Ipod, cd player, mp3 player or any other multi/media devices you have around your home.
Once you have plugged it into your device of choice, you hide your new toy and turn on your favorite song. It vibrates to the music. The louder you make it, the stronger it vibrates. Turn on a nice slow song or go for it with some heavy metal or hip-hop. Nice!
The best part is that no one knows you have it on. It’s hidden under your cloths. So you can wear and enjoy it anywhere.
The next time you have to go grocery shopping and really don’t feel like it, hook up this baby and take that tomato picking to a whole new level.
I want one now!!!!!
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I just got off the phone with a friend and they told me a silly joke and I want to share it with you. 
Characters and Setting:
Wealthy guy and Average Joe sitting at a bar getting loaded together.
Wealthy Guy: “Well, Christmas is almost here and I just got done shopping for my wife. I’m glad that’s over.”
Average Joe: “Yeah. What’d ya get her?”
Wealthy Guy: “Well, it doesn’t matter what I get her, she always takes everything back or exchanges all the gifts. But I bought her a brand new Jaguar and a full length mink coat.”
Average Joe: “Very nice and expensive.”
Wealthy Guy: “I tried. What you get your wife?”
Average Joe: “I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.”
Wealthy Guy: ”A pair of slippers and a dildo? That doesn’t sound festive or romantic at all.”
Average Joe: “Well, if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go f@k herself!”
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Guys, you want to know the secret to getting oral sex all the time? I’m sure you all think it’s really complex or cost you tons of cash. Well, you might be very surprised. Read below and see!
1. Tell your partner you love her every day and mean it. Be sincere.
2. Go in detail about how beautiful she is to you at least 4 times a week. Don’t always say the same thing. Pick a different feature of her each time.
3. Hold her hand.
4. When she says she’s overweight, NEVER agree. Tell her she’s perfect to you.
5. Hug her and don’t let go! Big hugs go a long way. Let her pull away first.
6. Any kind of surprise is great. From a single flower to a sexy getaway.
It is really amazing that often men don’t understand that all women need is some attention thrown their way and they become puddy in your hands. Or whatever you want them to be!
Try some of the above and I guarantee you will be pleased in more ways than one.
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1. You don’t have to wear a condom.
2. You don’t have to worry about getting pregnant.
3. You will never get an STD.
4. You can be the most beautiful or handsome person in the world. Women are often 5′10″, a size 2 or 4, big breasted, etc. Men are hung like horses! Oh! And are rippling with muscles!
5. You can act out that erotic fantasy you always wanted to try, but were too afarid, too embarassed or too married to do it.
6. And the best part about having cybersex is no one will ever have to sleep in the wet spot!
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Since women are exploited 24/7 on the Internet, I just had to share this with the girls out there. I came across CFNM in my travels recently and I love it!
It is literally what the letters stand for. Clothed females get to have their way with naked men. They trick them into all kinds of funny scenarios, including hanging from the balcony while being jacked off. That one is classic. And it’s not porn. It’s real people so I think it makes it even better. It’s refreshing as I said, since it’s always the oppposite in the adult world.
So go have yourself a chuckle at their expense for a change.
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You know there is something I find rather funny and fascinating about people having cyber sex. They, more often than not, have anal sex. I mean a ton of them do. Trust me. I would know.
But when you think about it, they aren’t taking it up the ass, REALLY. From what I have read, these people would not only not be able to walk for a week, they would be in need of medical care ASAP.
But hey, if it feels good in cyberspace, do it any way you want. Happy endings all around!
It still cracks me up though. (I hope you got the puns.)
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A very clever fellow has opened a new pizza parlor with a twist. When you order a pizza from this place, you get a surprise at the end. A pornographic picture is on the bottom!
The owner is extremely happy with all the business he is receiving. And, believe it or not, many of his customers are ladies. You go girls!
You can not pick the photo of your choice just yet. But they are working on that. So, in the future, you get exactly the saucy picture of your choice. Yummy!
When I first read about it, I thought Cracker Jacks for adults! Who doesn’t love a surprise. I sure do.
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There is yet another hot new sex craze sweeping the globe. It is called “furring”. People dress up in the fur suit and character of their choice and meet in the woods and………you get the point!
This group of “furverts”, as some call them, just love animals and the out of doors. So, they have combined the two. Their suits range from rabbits to bears to cats to dogs. Everyone has their favorite. What’s yours?
The first thought that came to my mind when I read about this was HOT!!!!!!! I would burn up. But hey, whatever floats your fur.
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