How to Give a Guy Hives on the First Date

June 24th, 2007 by admin

1. Within the first five minutes of your conversation, mention your “ticking biological clock.”

2. Pull out a bridal magazine and show him your favorite wedding gowns.

3. Show him your “Baby Names List” and ask him what his favorites are.

4. Give him all the details about the engagement ring you want.

5. Quiz him on the four C’s of diamond buying.

6. Tell him that you don’t believe in premarital sex.

7. Share with him that you want at least three children.

8. Ask him to have brunch with your parents the next day AND go clothes shopping.

9. Ask him if he thinks you’re fat.

10. Order the most expensive item on the menu especially if they have lobster.

These items above are definitely NOT going to get you a second date. Or if you don’t like him, then definitely use them. That way, you’ll never have to see him again.

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