According to UK scientists, it only takes a man 8.2 seconds to fall in love at first sight!! Wow! That is extremely fast. If they look even longer, then they’re done for and totally in love!
Hope that’s the ONLY thing he does fast btw! 
Women on the other hand linger whether they like a man or not. So, we keep you guys guessing. What else is new, right boys!!!
Just read an article recently that has to apply here too.
1/2 of Britians do NOT use condoms with new partners!!!! NOT GOOD.
Be safe out there this weekend all. But have fun too.
To meet sexy people near you now, click here for steamy fun!!!!!!!!!!
Can you guess what this is????? Think hard. Lmfao.
I know way TOO many people that have done this and LOVED it of course.
You know how it starts. You do the casual asl and it just flies from there. And all of a sudden you’re both cumming on line together. And then the TOTALLY inevitable happens. “I have to see you and FUCK you and FEEL you in person asap.”
You meet and hit it and sometimes it lasts for a bit or not. Or if you’re really lucky, it lasts and you end up together. I know a few people that it has worked out for. Very, very lucky people btw!!!
So, the next time you have cyber sex with someone, you never know………..It just might lead to love.
Think positive. It’s good for you.
Click here to meet hot and sexy and available people near you right now.
Big Blooper!
The girl in the video burps while she’s giving a blow job!
It’s silly, but cute!
Enjoy.
You know how men are always saying that women are so complicated and difficult to understand. They say they can’t “understand” us. And the biggest problem they have with us is we don’t have sex with them enough. I hear this last one mostly from married men.
I will share with you how to get ALL the sex you want and then some! It’s very easy.
1. Compliment us every day. And mean it!
2. Listen to us. Don’t tune us out. We can tell.
3. Bring home flowers for no reason at all.
4. Try to be thoughtful and along with the flowers leave little notes here and there saying “I love you” or something sweet.
5. Last but not least………BUY US JEWELRY!!!!!! I can’t emphasize this one enough! We like it. We don’t want a new vacuum sweeper. We want shiny frosting that we can look at and think about you guys.
I promise you if you follow these 5 instructive points above, you will have us eating out of your hands!
Pay attention and you’ll have yourself a love slave!
So just Keep It Simple Sweetheart! K.I.S.S.
I just read that many women in the UK are saying “No” to having have on the first date. They are feeling very strongly about it and are determined more than ever not to do it. Many are actually calling it “unacceptable”. Good for them. I agree that it’s not the best approach these days or ever for that matter. But a few martinis later and we’re singing a different tune!
Men on the other hand found it to be extremely liberating that women were having it on the first date.
Of course they did!!! Lmao.
Once again, I think aman wrote this article.
I was just out and about today and saw a chick in a T-shirt that read “I’m a sucker for big dicks”.
I laughed out loud. Now that’s a good one!
She’ll be getting free drinks all night if she wears that to a bar!
I found this little tidbit a while ago and forgot to share. Forgive me please. Lmao.
Scratching your crotch in Italy has been outlawed. A person, assuming a man btw, will be fined! Isn’t it about time? Who wants to look at a guy scratching away down there? I mean wtf? Why would they do that in public? Do they have crabs or something even uglier? YUCK!!!!
Women will smile when they read this and men won’t. Sorry boys. Scratch at home please. We don’t want to see it.
According to the American Journal of Sexual Medicine, the “best” sex should last between 7 and 13 minutes.
However they also state that even a 3 minute sex session is quite adequate. WTF???? I guess this is good news for men that can’t hold out? And God bless their women. They have no time to enjoy.
They go on further to state that anything beyond 13 minutes is “too long”. Obviously a man wrote this stupid report. Lol.
Click here to meet people that want to have sex for MORE than 13 minutes!!!
I came upon an article the other day and it made me laugh out loud and cry for the poor men in it.
As we all know we are constantly being bombarded by all the Viagra, etc adds. It’s almost ridiculous. Do THAT many men have a hard time getting it up? No pun intended there.
Anyway, back to the article. It is about men who are abusing these drugs. One man took so much Viagra that now he only sees in shades of blue! That’s crazy! Another poor man had a friend slip one in his drink and after four hours of sex with his girlfriend they were both in terrible pain and he had to sit in a cool tub for hours till it would go down!
There is also something called a “penille fracture” that can happen. If a man is in an ackward position during sex, his penis actually makes a cracking sounds. OUCH!!! They say it is an extremely painful blunt trauma to the penis.
I was just talking to a friend today and he has a buddy who decided to surprise his wife with a wild LONG sex session. As soon as he took it, his in-laws showed up! He had to claim illness and they all left and after 5 hours of masturbation it still wouldn’t go down. Plus he was sore and in pain!
So gentlemen, don’t take it if you don’t need it. You may end up at the emergency room in pain and very embarrassed!
So go get a boner on your own and have fun with your girl or boy toy today!
Click here if you want to meet people near you now who want what you want!